Home	This page is the results of a quiz I did on my livejournal to create a version of a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster that we could actually make (whether we would want to or not is a different matter). As a reminder, here is the original drink: Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit, it says. Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V - Oh that Santraginean sea water, it says. Oh those Santraginean fish!!! Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzine is lost). Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it, in memory of all those happy Hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia. Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heady odours of the dark Qualactin Zones, subtle sweet and mystic. Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the Algolian Suns deep into the heart of the drink. Sprinkle Zamphuor. Add an olive. Drink... but... very carefully... Here's what people came up with, in no particular order: sneerpout GIN. Tonic Frozen GIN. Stick the bottle into a SodaStream modified to dispense a helium mix Bitters! Fresh water pearls Cinnamon! Hmmm. Olives. wehmuth Take a dram from a blended scottish whisky (Teachers, Bells) Add a measure of spring water fresh from the hills of Buxton and transported in the most delicate of translucent containers Gently add 3 cubes of frozen undyed methylated spirits, flavoured with the delicate aroma of juniper Allow 4 litres of Nitrous Oxide to bubble through it Float peppermint oil on to the mixture, it's heady and pungent aroma promising sweet relaxation Drop in a sugar cube, watch it dissolve, spreading the rush of a million sucrose atoms throughout the drink Spirinkle Tarragon Add an olive _nicolai_ Vodka Cranberry juice Gin Tonic Absinthe A penguin mint Chopped mint Green olive arkady Jack Daniels Dash of oyster sauce 2 shots gin, one of lighter fuel Shot of Chanel no 5 Absinthe Polo mint Coloured hundreds-and-thousands An olive adjectivemarcus Well, it's juice, so I'd guess Archers Lime Schnapps Hmmm, perhaps Lobster Bisque for the fish flavour? Gin is gin, alas not cubed Hold it briefly under a lamp. Put one of those little film breath freshner squares on the side of the glass to bamboozle the unwary. A sugar cube Those tiny silver cake decoration balls An olive, preferably green and stuffed with a shard of lemon zapruder hmmm. juice...of.... Okay. Horrible cheap creole bourbon which has had been exposed to the air and humidity for at least four hours water with garlic salt dissolved in it. frozen gin, with benzine in. Just a bit of benzine though. No more than in that diet coke from belgium. That smelly gas they use at professor burp's bubbleworks at chessington world of adventures peppermint oil. which may be poisionous, not sure. Maybe peppermint extract in that case. A tooth. With 'stop n grow' (that foul-tasting anti nail biting stuff) on it. Muscavado sugar. No. No olives. A nasty green cherry instead. ali_anarres Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Jack Daniels. Pour into it one measure of Smirnoff Ice from the bars of Slimelight. Oh those Slime light goths! Oh that Slimelight slime!!! Allow three cubes of frozen gin to melt into the mixture (or three shots of gin as cold as you can get it). Allow champagne to mix with it, in memory of all those happy kittens who have fallen over with pleasure in Islington. Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Creme De Menthe, redolent of all the teenage years trying to get drunk on whatever you found in your parents' alcohol colection, subtle sweet and mystic. Drop in a sugar cube soaked in Absinthe. Watch it dissolve, spreading the green of a thousand Bad Ideas deep into the heart of the drink. Sprinkle crushed lemon sherberts. Add an olive. exmoor_cat Spritus Aquavit um, gin? lemonade whiskey vodka-soaked sugar cubes cinnamon olive leunnammi spiritus water from the welsh harp frozen vodka carbonate with laughing gas cyanide extract something to make it go clear again cinamon? slice of lemon flannelcat 100% proof, clear as day. Salt water. You know that trick with sugar cubes and liquid MDMA? Limeade. Subtle, sweet and mystic? Got to be cinnamon. 1 cherry drop. Poppers, anyone? An olive. On a stick. zeke_hubris One bottle of Jack Daniels One tablespoon of Thames Water, it's got lots of body in it. Three cubes of frozen amyl nitrate Nitrous oxide One measure of Creme de Menthe One dog's tooth coated with sulpher Sprinkle with lithium One small olive androktone Bourbon Midori Dry Ice Nitrous Oxide Creme de Menthe a tic-tac. Or a clove. lemon sherbet powder a black olive, destoned and marinaded in cherry brandy.. sbp Meths. Sea water, I guess. From Brighton. Gin? Can I say gin? Farting through a rubber tube, obviously Tic tacs Bit of a trek to get that one. And you can't even use a real tiger. How about Frosties? Camphor? Don't like olives. hampsterboy Absinthe, for it is about as evil as one can get sea water. Not british, we want to fall over from the alcohol, not the sewage Gin icecubes. Mmmm Attack vigorously with a sodastream Mint liqueur, the name of which escapes me, damnit Hmm.. one alka seltza. Carving into a tooth shape is optional Camphor Please, don't. Think of the olives q_skud_ bourbon the sweat of someone who's taken a lot of acid really really cheap nasty gin, frozen using ummm really cold stuff. not a domestic freezer i guess. nitrous oxide peppermint extract, the pure alcoholic stuff a very small sparkly bath bomb camphour (ewww!) probably an olive latexiron Mezcal, illegally brewed in Mexico with Peyote Sunday afternoon goth CSF. It's got quite a street value. Frozen perrier water. It has benzine in it. Liquid butane (lighter fluid), as a cold liquid. Real absinthe, with extra wormwood. Cantharide beetles. Belladonna. Olive. phelyan A good smoky black rum Soda water Gordon's Dry Gin Ok, carbonated soda water Absinthe Pro Plus (?) Nutmeg (or cinammon) An olive (black!) ksta Spirytus Spirytus Gordon's Gin Hookah pipe thingy Mint tea Oh that has to be Tequila chocolate sprinkles plus Spirytus No. Olives are horrible. Add an ice cube lnr Absinthe, definitely, but probably not the juice of an entire bottle some sort of eau de vie, and a plastic fish shaped ice-cube Bombay sapphire, straight from the freezer, but not actually quite frozen Something suitably fizzy, obviously champagne Peppermint essence a sugar cubeq angostura bitter an olive julietk Some form of whisky, clearly. I would suggest Laphroig, but then Pete would hunt me down & kill me for the idea of polluting it with anything. I think you need *nice* whisky, though, even if it is a waste. London tap water has so many minerals in it's practically a health food. That's got to be worth something. Maybe add a little salt. And pepper. They go together. Gin. Frozen gin. Suspect you can't freeze gin in a regular freezer, mind. Nitrous oxide? Not that I can get my hands on that, myself. Absinthe! Camphor. The stuff that drives off moths. You don't want moths in your drink. I don't like olives. How about a raspberry instead? I like raspberries. avalon_bliss Hobgoblin beer. Water from an underground cave in the tropics. Metaxa Helium Mouthwash A couple of fruit pastilles, or jelly babies. Crushed Amaretto biscuit. An onion. mathilde Very. Good. Vodka. Pernod. Doesn't taste like fish tho. Er. Gin. rose-flavoured soda water absinthe, naturally. how bout a cherry lifesaver? orange flower water olive? valkyriekaren Jack Daniels Tequila Bombay Sapphire Lemonade Peppermint extract popping candy! sugar erm. an olive? redcountess tequila vodka sloe gin white rum absinthe chartreuse grenadine an olive fluffymormegil Old McNadbuster's 3-year blended scotch. sulphurous mineral water and sea salt. Three measures of ice-cold gin. Not sure. Use the mixture to this point as bong water? probably undrinkable. the most evilly alcoholic creme de menthe you can get Three drops of scotch bonnet extract. Cocoa powder? An olive. No, this page is not generated automatically. This is because Live Journal does some weird stuff with its pages and doesn't give access to the poll answers for things like wget, which is rather annoying. It's semi-automatic.
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